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Admitted Student’s Leaked Top 10 List of Hottest Machis
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Opinion Editor
Sunday, April 1, 2018
BREAKING: Admitted student’s Top 10 List was recently leaked. Here is who he found to be the Top 10 Hottest Sigma Chis.
1) John Wayne
2) Brad Pitt
3) Kliff Kingsbury
4) Tom Selleck
5) Luke Bryan
6) Adam Scott (golfer)
7) David Letterman
8) Lee Norris
9) Mike Ditka
10) Grover Cleveland
Happy April Fools!