Allie S. asks, “How do I write a serialized advice column that no one will follow?”
Dear Allie,
Admittedly, I take some offense with this question. You, Allie, may insinuate that no one follows my...
Jim R asks, “How do I plan the perfect spring break getaway?”
Dear Jimmy,
You’ve come to the right person. I’ve successfully evaded the FBI for nearly two months now, so you could say that I’m...
Elizabeth B. asks, “How does one find love in the ZSR library?”
Dear Elizabeth,
It’s that time of year again: students stretch out on blankets across the quad, our classrooms are a chorus of...
Becca M asks, “How do I get a registered pet at Wake Forest?”
Dear Becca,
Times are dark here at Touching Tips. The FBI has framed me for REDACTEDCRIME, and I’ve been on the run for six weeks. I’ve...
Hayden Graser also contributed to this article.
On an unspecified date in an unspecified location, Hayden Graser and Peter Schlachte had the opportunity to watch a Wake Forest ballet class practice the...
Elizabeth W asks, “What are your tips to ace my next job interview?”
Dear Elizabeth,
For sixteen years, I have been the proud owner of Madam Chirpington, a female sparrow and my dearest friend. Madam...
Hayden G asks, “How do I deal with my relatives during Thanksgiving?”
Dear Hayden,
This is likely the most important and challenging question that I will ever answer. Allow me to begin with an anecdote:...
Mary Grace R. asks, “How do I prepare for life after Wake Forest?”
Dear Mary Grace,
I must open this column with an apology regarding my most recent advice. As my lawyer dutifully reminded me, it’s...
Nik S asks, “How do I dress to impress at Wake Forest?”
Dear Nik,
As my lawyer frequently reminds me, there isn’t much that you can (legally) do while naked. Going to class is one of those things....
Christian G. asks, “Thanks to your Tinder tips, I met a real cutie! Now I need to know — what are your tips for romantic autumnal dates?”
Dear Christian,
Admittedly, I’ve had an abysmal dating...
Kia H. and Emma B. ask, “What are your tips for how to use Tinder at Wake Forest?”
Dear Kia and Emma,
This is a fantastic question — very pertinent for a student body in which 77 percent of students...
