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Breaking: New Pit Seating Chart to be implemented
April 1, 2018 · By Julia Haines

After complaints about there being nowhere to sit in the Pit were filed last week around noon, faculty members thought it necessary to designate seating for various students, in order to ensure a more cohesive atmosphere. Although the new seating chart is extremely similar to how students already arrange themselves, administration is confident that this […]

Administration to Place Ban on Toilet Paper to Stop Rolling the Quad
April 1, 2018 · By Becky Swig

Over the weekend Wake Forest University decided that enough was enough – students needed to stop rolling the quad after every measly sports win. Initially, the university attempted to convince all athletes to transfer out of Wake Forest in hopes of earning fewer wins, however, the Deacs are still coming in with wins here and […]

University Implements New Uniform Requirement for All Students
April 1, 2018 · By Olivia Field

On April 1, Wake Forest instituted a new uniform policy for undergraduate students. To make it fair and easy for the current population, the rules allow for many items already present in many individuals’ closets. Male students are only permitted to wear Vineyard Vine button downs, khaki pants (salmon-colored shorts are allowed when the temperature […]

Admitted Student’s Leaked Top 10 List of Hottest Machis
April 1, 2018 · By Ethan Bahar

BREAKING: Admitted student’s Top 10 List was recently leaked. Here is who he found to be the Top 10 Hottest Sigma Chis. 1) John Wayne 2) Brad Pitt 3) Kliff Kingsbury 4) Tom Selleck 5) Luke Bryan 6) Adam Scott (golfer) 7) David Letterman 8) Lee Norris 9) Mike Ditka 10) Grover Cleveland Happy April […]

Wake Unsolved: The Carrell Conspiracy
By Olivia Field · April 12, 2018
On Friday, April 6, word quickly spread on campus that the ever-elusive Steve Carell, known by most for his infamous role of Michael Scott in The Office, would be touring Wake Forest with his daughter. As the day turned into

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Chance the Rapper Named Commencement Speaker
April 1, 2018 · By Heather Hartel

Wake Forest University announced today, April 1, that popular musician and philanthropist, Chance the Rapper, will be the Commencement Speaker for the 2018 Graduating Class. The Commencement Ceremony will take place on Monday, May 21 at 9 a.m. for graduating students and their guests. Chance the Rapper is known for his popular hits “No Problem,” […]

Office of Parking and Transportation to Forgive all Parking Tickets
April 1, 2018 · By Heather Hartel

In an effort to relieve students of overwhelming financial stress, the Office of Parking and Transportation at Wake Forest University announced on Sunday, April 1 that it would forgive all citations from the beginning of this semester and beyond. Students will no longer have to pay back outstanding fees and will be refunded for any […]

New Rules for Walking on the Quad
April 1, 2018 · By Lizzie Snyder

Although there is no sign or particular verbal warning (think the Princess Diaries, “Get off the grass!”), walking across the grass of the upper quad has a sort of taboo attached to it. When, might you ask, is an acceptable time to walk across the grass on the quad? When you plan to camp out. […]

Residence Life & Housing Proposes Hammocks to Solve Housing Shortage
April 1, 2018 · By Amanda Wilcox

After the university admitted a larger-than-average freshman class thanks to the extra space in Angelou, Residence Life & Housing has slowly been coming to terms with the fact that after a year freshman eventually become sophomores and move off South Campus. As a result, they have been forced to look for solutions to house rising […]

An Ode to Elevator Queen Cherie Berry
January 25, 2018 · By Raven McCorkle

If you’ve been in any elevator in North Carolina, I’m sure you’ve seen the picture of the woman in the elevator. That woman is Cherie Berry, North Carolina’s beloved Elevator Queen.

The lead singer of Radiohead is a flea
October 6, 2017 · By Jack Treadwell

To quote esteemed songwriter and songbird of his generation Thom Yorke, “I’ve got myxomatosis.”

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