Realistic Residence Hall Descriptions

With room selection right around the corner, it’s important to be informed about the University’s residence hall offerings. Let the Old Gold & Black be your guide to room selection, keeping in mind that you have absolutely no shot at getting into any North Campus Residence — just saying.

Efird – the residence hall for those who want to keep sharing a shower with complete strangers

Taylor – the residence hall for those who don’t want to walk more than a few feet for coffee

Davis – the residence hall for those who want to smell like a Subway six-inch at all times

Piccolo – Good luck finding it

Kitchin – the residence hall for those who mistake “kitchens” for suite-style living

Poteat – the residence hall for those who really want to live at the business school

Huffman – the residence hall for those who don’t want to live in an upper quad motel

Palmer – (see Piccolo)