Life
Realistic Residence Hall Descriptions
By
Life Editor
Thursday, April 6, 2017

With room selection right around the corner, it’s important to be informed about the University’s residence hall offerings. Let the Old Gold & Black be your guide to room selection, keeping in mind that you have absolutely no shot at getting into any North Campus Residence — just saying.

Efird – the residence hall for those who want to keep sharing a shower with complete strangers

Taylor – the residence hall for those who don’t want to walk more than a few feet for coffee

Davis – the residence hall for those who want to smell like a Subway six-inch at all times

Piccolo – Good luck finding it

Kitchin – the residence hall for those who mistake “kitchens” for suite-style living

Poteat – the residence hall for those who really want to live at the business school

Huffman – the residence hall for those who don’t want to live in an upper quad motel

Palmer – (see Piccolo)